• Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
  • Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
  • Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
  • Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
  • Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
  • Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
  • Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
  • Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
  • Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
  • Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
  • Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

blackstanlee:

lorddorian:

neko—baka:

bardofbutts:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

BLACK DIPSY

OH MY GOD

2 Chainz was a teletubby?

Life…

gusbimbela:

chantaldelrey:

Slow internet?

I have to cook to eat?

I need to sleep for at least 8hrs?

Homework?

Traffic?   

I have to work to get money?     

Final boss fight (Loading?)  

I have to be 21 to drink?   

you’re on your period?!!!?  

"That is why it is so important to let certain things go. To release them. To cut loose. People need to understand that no one is playing marked cards; sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. Don’t expect to get anything back, don’t expect recognition for your efforts, don’t expect your genius to be discovered or your love to be understood. Complete the circle. Not out of pride, inability, or arrogance, but simply because whatever it is no longer fits in your life. Close the door, change the record, clean the house, get rid of the dust. Stop being who you were and become who you are."

Paulo Coelho  (via lattesnhiphop)

(Source: whimsicalele)

Reblog if you actually like reading.

dailyponds:

(Source: dead-of-night)

"Love places the heart in vulnerable places. Faith puts the heart in impossible situations . Hope keeps it fixed on eternal realities"

(via justgenesiz)

I don’t want to keep over-reacting over the smallest things because the guy in my life does something to remind me of my dad. I hate how I can blow things out of proportion because I’m so desperate not to end up like my mom or like my sisters. 

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

WHEN U REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TALKIN AND U CANT GET A WORD IN

thisnerdstoleyourgirl:

Sometimes people have a smile on their face but a frown in their heart. You never know